THE CARTOON RELIGION
Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler   
Friday, 03 February 2006
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When Justice Samuel Alito dons his black robe and takes his seat with his fellow Justices in the Court Chamber of the Supreme Court, he will see on the wall to his right a magnificent frieze of ivory vein Spanish marble, forty feet long and over seven feet high, sculpted by Adolph Weinman in 1932.

This is the North Frieze of the Supreme Court. There is a South Frieze, which Justice Alito will see on the wall to his left. The friezes depict “Great Lawgivers of History.” Among others, the South Frieze depicts Hammurabi, Moses, Solomon, Solon, Confucius, and Octavian.

The picture you see here are three of the nine “lawgivers” carved by Weinman on the North Frieze. The figure on the right is Justinian. The figure on the left is Charlemagne. The figure in the middle, holding the Koran and the Sword of Islam, is Mohammed.

Since any physical depiction of “The Prophet” as the Moslems call their founder is blasphemous, will this disclosure result in bomb threats by Islamofascists or demonstrations by the terrorist apologizers of CAIR?

By now, everyone is aware of the Great Mohammed Cartoon Fiasco – but you learned about it way back in October in To The Point’s Blasphemous Cartoons.

As the controversy gained steam, we talked about it again last month in Standing Up To Moslem Bullies, which noted:

The question we need to ask Moslems is: Until you start showing respect and tolerance for our values, religion, and civilization, why should we show any respect and tolerance for yours?

Since then, a number of newspapers in Europe have stood up to Moslem bullies and published the cartoons – even the BBC showed them! (All 12 of the original cartoons, plus the original article publishing them in Jyllands-Posten, are here.)

It’s interesting that Europeans are rejecting the Moslem bullies, while no US newspaper has so far had the guts to do so. The world’s biggest honorary Euroweenie turned out to be Bill Clinton, who condemned the “totally outrageous cartoons against Islam.”

As the fat kid who wore the Big Boy jeans while his mom ran a call-girl service back in Hot Springs, and who is so under-endowed his girlfriends in Arkansas called him Little Willie, he has a pathological compulsion to be popular – even with Islamofascists.

So we can dismiss him. For the battle has finally been joined. Who would have guessed the Clash of Civilizations would be comedic?

Finally, Islam has picked a fight with the West in which the West will actually fight back, has picked a fight it will lose. Finally, folks are figuring out that Islam has a fatal weak spot: it is so insecure that it can’t take the heat of ridicule.

Finally, Islam has exposed its mortal weakness to the world.

Instead of being confident, assured, and fearless, Moslems through their crazed outrage over some cartoons in an obscure Danish-language newspaper, are proclaiming to the world their lack of confidence, lack of assurance, and fear. As my father said:

“Show me a bully and I’ll show you a coward.”

It’s taken these cartoons for folks to figure this out about Moslems. While it’s easy to be scared of people when they’re terrorists, it’s hard to be scared of them when they’re a joke.

By their frightened protests and threats – threatening to bomb the Jyllands-Posten office because of a cartoon showing Mohammed wearing a lit bomb for a turban: are these idiots too dense to see the irony? – Moslems have turned Islam into a Cartoon Religion.

If they had shown the slightest bit of maturity and genuine confidence by ignoring the cartoons’ affront, the world in turn would have ignored the cartoons. By making such a globally stupid stink, when the world thinks of Mohammed now, it will think of this:
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Smart work, guys. Further evidence that Islam is a doomed religion.

Contrary to those who think Islam is taking over the world, I think any religion preaching intolerance and violence has no future in today’s world.

I said this two years ago in The Allah That Failed. “Islam” is the Arabic word for submission. Supposedly it means submission to Allah. But there’s now a new meaning.

Moslems are going to submit to our values, for we are not going to submit to theirs.

Moslems are going to submit to our values of religious tolerance, human rights, and political freedom. And we’re going to keep laughing at them until they do.

These Danish cartoons are only a hint at what’s to come. Once folks figure out that ridicule is Islam’s mortal weakness… well, here’s a hint of what’s to come:
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